people who study poop are called scatologists but i think they should be called turd nerds
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A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
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A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
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I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriendremember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
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wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
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It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
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